Sat Jun 27 04:04:01 2020
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— Congress Members To Wear Barcodes So Lobbyists Can Scan Prices, Self-Checkout
— WASHINGTON, D.C.&mdash;In a move to make purchasing congresspeople easier and faster for lobbyists, Congress voted to approve a new measure that calls for congresspeople to wear barcodes on their foreheads so lobbyists, activists, and corporations can simply scan them and self-checkout.Self-checkout machines will be installed at all exits of the Capitol Buildi &hellip;
