Thu Mar 12 14:34:43 2020
<9e126bf3> goodbye 401k, nice knowin ya :skull_and_crossbones:
<773ab1f1> Where is president kumacho when you need him
<9e126bf3> stocks have gone to zero!!!
<773ab1f1> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUNPMPrxvA>
— President Camacho’s State of the Union
<8f79fcda> Glad I didn’t put my buy orders in last night
<9e126bf3> we are now in the midst of the crash I’ve been yammering about for over 10 years and I’m completely awfully positioned lmao
<9e126bf3> who ever shorted the market at the top at the right moment should get a medal