Sun Jun 28 14:58:43 2020
<9e126bf3> lol whoopsie, shit breaking down catastrophically when customer service is closed and nobody is at the office <https://www.pix11.com/news/local-news/chase-investigating-reports-of-missing-additional-money-in-bank-accounts>
— Chase says missing or additional money in bank accounts was technical issue
— A spokesperson for JPMorgan Chase says a technical issue is to blame after customers woke up Sunday morning to find hundreds or thousands of dollars missing from their accounts.