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Sat Jun 27 04:04:01 2020 <8f79fcda> <https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-members-to-wear-upc-codes-so-lobbyists-can-scan-prices-self-checkout|https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-members-to-wear-upc-codes-so-lobbyists-can-scan-prices-self-checkout> — Congress Members To Wear Barcodes So Lobbyists Can Scan Prices, Self-Checkout — WASHINGTON, D.C.&mdash;In a move to make purchasing congresspeople easier and faster for lobbyists, Congress voted to approve a new measure that calls for congresspeople to wear barcodes on their foreheads so lobbyists, activists, and corporations […]